Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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