Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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