Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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