Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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