What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
