Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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