The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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