Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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