i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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