3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
