I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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