at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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