Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
