NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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