I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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