You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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