No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
50% drunk capacity currently
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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