brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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