And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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