I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
