OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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