Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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