Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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