Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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