I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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