"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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