...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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