I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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