Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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