I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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