This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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