Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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