She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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