no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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