is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Randomize
