covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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