Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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