He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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