Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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