Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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