So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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