did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident