let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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