So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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