I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
