Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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