Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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