So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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