there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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