went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize