i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.