We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.