I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Congratulations! We have a period
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