great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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