mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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